ecently the Number One Bosses of Choo Choo Clown had an opportunity to sit down with each other at a posh restaurant. The following is a transcript. Number One Boss Number One: Congratulations on the successful launch of Choo Choo Clown. You must be very proud! Number One Boss Number Two: Let me start off by saying that I've had a chance to look at Choo Choo Clown, and it's fantastic. Well done! N.O.B.N.O.: If you had to pick one aspect of Choo Choo Clown that you were most proud of, what would it be? N.O.B.N.T.: Have you gotten much feedback on your efforts? N.O.B.N.O.: Are you aiming Choo Choo Clown at any particular demographic? N.O.B.N.T.: Do you expect Choo Choo Clown to appeal to everyone, or do you not care about broad acceptance? N.O.B.N.O.: What would have to happen for you to consider Choo Choo Clown a success? N.O.B.N.T.: Do you think it's possible for Choo Choo Clown to build a wide following, given that its content is not particularly interesting or useful? N.O.B.N.O.: Are you going to finish those fries? ™ and © 2000 Choo Choo Clown. All rights reserved.