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Please Explain the Causes and Origins of the War Against the dogs at ALIEN.COM
What god drove them to fight with such a fury?
Apollo the son of Zeus and Leto. Incensed at the king
he swept a fatal plague through the army—men were dying
and all because Agamemnon spurned Apollo's priest.
-Homer
Some time ago ChooChooClown sent a threatening but polite email to the sons of whores at alien.com. Have you been to this site lately? Not likely because the site is worthless and outdated and uninteresting. The email read, in part:
Dear alien.com,
We have placed a link to your website on choochooclown.com. Please place a reciprocal link immediately or face legal action from attorneys in the employ of choochooclown. com.
Please respond appropriately.
Signed, your vigilant and hate-filled enemies at CHOOCHOOCLOWN.COM
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| Thus wrote tight-fisted Choo Czho Clown of the honeyed tongue. The email was never answered or probably even read. No such link as referred to in the letter ever existed and yet no reply was posted. Please help swift-footed choochooclown of the flashing eyes crush its enemies by directing hate and frustration at that site dear to Father Zeus, elian.com, gluttons for battle. They have earned the enmity and wrath of choochooclown of the silver shield for all eternity unless they immediately right their wrongs. The reek of their offense (alien.com) rises to the heavens like the black guttering smoke of a murdered man's funeral pyre.
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The hateful helmeted visage of alien.com, mad with battle. Their evil must be destroyed at all costs. |
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