Movie Reviewer Coming Soon to a Choo Choo Clown Near You!

Choo Choo Clown, drawing on extensive funds won in legal battles with hated rival alien.com, has decided to hire a new movie reviewer since the old one only reivewed one movie and we print that reivew in full here:

Movie Review of horseblown.mpeg This movie is a mpeg sent to me over the email. It contains 13 seconds of a gal blewing a horse to its grunting whinnying "crisis" (to quote Lady Chatterley via D.H. Lawrence.) This is a human in a sex act with an animal common to many farms. One could fairly ask: Where is the appeal in this? Nevertheless any film must have its audiences. There seems little to say for this picture. The horse is likely restrained somehow to keep from trampling the actress, whose acting certainly seemed credible and was free of the stilted dialogue so endemic to this genre. This picture brings to mind the historic rulers Catherine the Great, Caligula, and Philip II of Macedon (father of Alexander the Great) whose name literally means "lover of horses." In addition there is a scene in the Farrelly Bros.' "Kingpin," where Woody Harrelson has a similar mishap on a farm in Pennsylvania's famed Amish country (Pennsylvania "Dutch" really means "Deutsch," German for German.) Below is a still for this movie. This still takes place toward the end of the picture. Please look away if faint of heart or stomach. Photographer/Director/Actress/Horse Unknown

This reviewer failed in one simple assignment to review quite a short film so Choo Choo Clown, flush with funds, is shamed into hiring a new reviewer to do justice to high-quality, "A-List" pictures featuring all your favorites Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Dennis Quaid, Schwarzenneggar, Jamie Fox, etc. The new reviewer is named Chicken Boy and will appear soon. (He is a chicken's body with the head of a boy.)